A: Why is making love so enjoyable

B: Aiya... ah boy, enjoyable becos same like you dig your nose with your finger mah...

A: Do you think woman or man enjoy sex more?

B: Of cos woman la! When you dig your nose, your nose feel shiok than your finger right?

A:Why do woman hate it when they got raped?

B: Aiyo... you walk along the road then someone come over and dig your nose, you like it meh??

A: Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she having her menses?

B: Oi! If your nose bleed will you still dig it??

A: Why man don like to wear condom when they are making love?

B: Eh, when you dig your nose, you dig it with your gloves meh? Not the same feeling already lo...

A: Why is making love carried in a private?

B: Ah Boy, use your brain and think la... you dig your nose in front of your whole class is it?? Stupid!

Haha.... took it from someone's facebook profile... damn funny la... haha...